You know she regrets this lmao
It’s your juicy jewel of flavor, Ring Pop!
WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO
so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."
and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious.
my mom bought this thing for my neck and it’s called “Happy Neck”
If you could shapeshift don’t even deny that you would shapeshift into a subtly hotter version of yourself over time